Thursday, Jun. 07, 2007 - 10:33 p.m.

Sometimes I have to be around people and they talk about themselves incessantly. The things they say! If I were to say these things to anyone, I would consequently be up all night wracked with embarrassment and self-loathing that I thought for a moment that anyone would want to hear about these things.

And the people that do this, they never really ask questions. Except occasionally as an opportunity to segue to their own view of the situation.

And they eat too much tofu.

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