Monday, Nov. 05, 2007 - 7:59 a.m.

A lovely weekend in New Jersey. Despite the fact that I worked out for an hour on the hotel elliptical machine on both Saturday and Sunday, I still gained 5 lbs. DAMN YOU, IN-LAWS. And then people kept hinting with all the subtlety of an oncoming trainthat we should get with the program and spawn, already. They couldn't get me to hold the baby, though.

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