Thursday, May. 17, 2018 - 12:28 p.m.

1. Finally spoke with a nurse and have an appointment for next Tuesday to check on my innards.

2. I have reached some sort of critical mass and am now getting friend requests from random Satanic strangers I have never interacted with.

3 (relatedly). One of them is a butch lesbian Latinx heavy metal singer. Omg hot. I mean, a little young for me, but a girl can dream.

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