Friday, Jan. 25, 2019 - 1:45 p.m.

Children: we’re hungry! Eggs! Eggs! Are the eggs done yet? Where’s my egg?
Me: making eggs as fast as I can
Child: I WANT TO HELP MAKE THE EGGS
me: ffs. Already stirred them.
Child 2: I WANT TO PUT THE SALT ON MY EGG
Me: ffs. Already salted it.

[Everyone screams]

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