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Thursday, Dec. 05, 2019 - 10:26 a.m.

The FB thing where you start a sentence and then hit the autofill middle button until something amusing and surreal emerges is a modern Exquisite Corpse. But mine never have enough interesting content words and I usually delete them.

“Christmess attacks soon.”

I’m supposed to send my Christmas wishlist to my mil but I don’t wish for much of anything. I’m tired of this acquisitive, empty ritual.

I’m still working on the bracelet with the ducks. I don’t like it. The ducks take too long. I need to put at least 3 more on there so I’ll be happy with it, but I don’t want to, so it’s taking forever.

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