Friday, Sept. 29, 2006 - 7:47 a.m.

This morning, somewhat inexplicably, I had the voice of Kermit The Frog singing "Good Morning Baltimore" in my head. And it occured to me what a fabulous version of "Hairspray" the muppets could do. I can see the rats dancing round the feet. And, if the Muppet Show were still on, John Waters would make the best guest ever.

*sigh*

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