Sunday, Mar. 11, 2018 - 7:42 a.m.

I have a cousin who keeps posting things like [pic of Melania] “can we get a like for our beautiful, classy first lady?” or [pic of soldiers] “Can we get a like for our brave troops!” and I’m in so many shitposting groups now I automatically assume it’s a shitpost...then I has a sad when I realize it isn’t. Yep, she really called Melania “classy”.

A random non-FL friend is coincidentally vacationing in my home town right now. It’s Bike Week. She is a tourist posting pictures of MY town. So jealous. I want to go home so bad.

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